Bryan Condon: Archive

An exchange I had last night.

Cop: Where are you going?
Me: Home.
Cop: You can't go on this street. This is a crime scene.
Me: But I live here.
Cop: You have to go down two blocks and come up the other way.
Me: Thanks. Is there, uh, anything I should know?
Cop: ...
Me: ...
Cop: ...no.

Apr 24th

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THE MOON: The Moon: 69th Show →

themoonshow: Ebb and flow. Yin and Yang. Bob and Nat. There is equilibrium in all things. Bring balance to your universe at The Moon’s 69th show. With your contrapositively spectacular guests: Janeane Garofalo (Russian Transport, Wet Hot American Summer) Adira Amram and the Experience (ECNY…

Apr 16th

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Apr 14th

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Steamy Taxicab Confessions

I am spending this Sunday running my broken down computer in “Safe Mode”, trying to track down an unopened paycheck that slipped out of my pocket sometime this weekend (I rushed out of work on Friday to get to the Cocoon Spring Recital. It was fantastic). I was Bing-ing “nyc cab lost and found” because Google has become too intelligent to allow searches from my virus...

Apr 1st

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ORIGIN STORIES: Michele Bachmann

Eight-year old Michele Bachmann had sense of only the vaguest association between life and hardship. Differentiating between her father Olaf’s turns of mood from sour to sourest was like differentiating between the white shades of the walls of the family’s Minnesotan ice-house. She had learned to tell without asking how many fish the river had yielded Olaf each day. If it were more...

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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The Moon: 67th Show

themoonshow: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN step right up and BEHOLD! Your mind will reel! Your heart will palpitate! Vagrants and gentry alike will shudder at the Oddities and Exotics and Rare Smells presented at UNION POOL the night of FEBRUARY the TWENTY-FIRST at EIGHT of the CLOCK! SEE! The Absurd Woman JESSI KLEIN HEAR! The Mysterious Sounds of Accordionist FRANZ NICOLAY OBSERVE! The...

Feb 19th

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