An exchange I had last night.

  • Cop: Where are you going?
  • Me: Home.
  • Cop: You can't go on this street. This is a crime scene.
  • Me: But I live here.
  • Cop: You have to go down two blocks and come up the other way.
  • Me: Thanks. Is there, uh, anything I should know?
  • Cop: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Cop: ...no.

THE MOON: The Moon: 69th Show

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Ebb and flow. Yin and Yang. Bob and Nat. There is equilibrium in all things. Bring balance to your universe at The Moon’s 69th show.

With your contrapositively spectacular guests:

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themoonshow: The Moon is coming to Brown University this Saturday! Brooklyn’s favorite variety show visits Brown on Saturday, April 14 at 8 PM with a caravan of comedy, music, cartoons, characters, and more! Featuring spectacular performances from: Out of Bounds Badmaash Flash Epic Also featuring: Silly jazz from Camille Harris Original cartoons from Tad Kimball Photo manipulation by The Photoshopist A full storyline from the Moon Players themselves With the Moon Players: Tim Skinner, Bryan Condon, Kenny Pickett, Jordan Clifford, and Camille Harris And your hosts, Nat Towsen and Bob Walles. $5at Salomon Hall  This event is open to the public! You do not need to be a Brown student to attend. We hope to see you there!
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The Moon is coming to Brown University this Saturday!

Brooklyn’s favorite variety show visits Brown on Saturday, April 14 at 8 PM with a caravan of comedy, music, cartoons, characters, and more!

Featuring spectacular performances from:

Also featuring:

With the Moon Players: Tim Skinner, Bryan Condon, Kenny Pickett, Jordan Clifford, and Camille Harris

And your hosts, Nat Towsen and Bob Walles.

$5
at Salomon Hall 

This event is open to the public! You do not need to be a Brown student to attend.

We hope to see you there!

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Steamy Taxicab Confessions

I am spending this Sunday running my broken down computer in “Safe Mode”, trying to track down an unopened paycheck that slipped out of my pocket sometime this weekend (I rushed out of work on Friday to get to the Cocoon Spring Recital. It was fantastic). I was Bing-ing “nyc cab lost and found” because Google has become too intelligent to allow searches from my virus infested laptop, and I came across a website with a sort of message board for cab drivers. I thought I would share this exchange with you.

Yahoo: Today story. In my cab one girl and one guy having private bussines. The business that should be done in bedroom. I mean 6 in back seat of my cab. I was thinking to ask them to stop but first I want to know is it legal in NYC to having Fcuk (6) in cab?. They were very busy in their private business. At one point I was thinking to record them on my cell phone but than I got scared. So dear fellow tell me if: To do 6 in back seat is legal? 2:recording (6) in cab is legal?

dude edan: to Yahoo : if u horny pull over ur taxi and joint the game, I think the girl will like that game. If u not like it, pull over and kick their ass, because if police stop u , u are in big trouble »> prostitution inside cab and the result u going to jail.

MARIO: Yahoo, I think U R unexperienced new in this job. Many sensible solutions for many problems. In this case I would turn on the interior light n emergency light n try to pull next to other cars for attention. Most of them would stop what they were doing. Just don’t argue or raise ur voice. Stay calm n cool to make the ur point.

Yahoo: Thanks, My taxi next stop will be police station if someone doing sex in back seat


So there you have it. Now I am concerned that even if I find my paycheck, someone will have had Fcuk (6) all over it. Anyway, have a happy Sunday and check out http://cocooncentraldanceteam.tumblr.com because I’m not going to ask my computer to handle anything as complicated as [i]HTML[/i][/mylife].

-Bryan

ORIGIN STORIES: Michele Bachmann

    Eight-year old Michele Bachmann had sense of only the vaguest association between life and hardship. Differentiating between her father Olaf’s turns of mood from sour to sourest was like differentiating between the white shades of the walls of the family’s Minnesotan ice-house. She had learned to tell without asking how many fish the river had yielded Olaf each day. If it were more than five, she would hear Putt-putt (the Minnesotan term for “father”) trudging happily around the side of the ice-house to the front entrance, knock the powder from his boots and sling the net from over his shoulder with one great merry motion as he entered, slapping the stunned fish upon the floor.
    “There!” he would bellow. “Today I have more than five fish!”

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Moon Movies: Dog at the Party

Anyone who was at The Moon: Season 4 Premiere a few nights ago will remember this video that we screened to a delighted audience. You can watch the video again or for the first time, and as often as you like with no worries about wearing out the tape!

Starring Ellis Bahl, Bryan Condon, Steve Conrad and Tim Skinner, Dog at the Party bravely asks the question: “What do you do with a dog at the party?” And answers: “Why, let him hang of course. Hang out, that is!” You’ll see what I mean when you watch. Or maybe you won’t!

Edited by Nat Towsen
Music by Kenny Pickett
Written and Directed by Bob Walles 

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The Moon: 67th Show

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN step right up and BEHOLD!

Your mind will reel! Your heart will palpitate! Vagrants and gentry alike will shudder at the Oddities and Exotics and Rare Smells presented at UNION POOL the night of FEBRUARY the TWENTY-FIRST at EIGHT of the CLOCK! 
PLUS the Moon Players: Jordan Clifford, Camille Harris, Kenny Pickett, Tim Skinner and Bryan Condon!


AND PRESENTING for the first time in the United States, the Traveling Medicine Show of Dr. Thomas Alexander Rhodes and ???THE FREAK???
 
Hosted by the Bizarre Bob Walles and the Unnatural Nat Towsen!

Tickets are FIVE DOLLARS! 
21+ 

L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan
Children under 3’ not admitted; Adults under 3’ free
 

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  • I'm the Man (You're-the-Lady)Bryan Condon

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This is an original song by Bryan Condon written for last year’s Hootenanny. If you like country music songs about love with a hint of yodeling, this song is for you. If you don’t, we at The Moon don’t know what’s wrong with you! Maybe you should see a brain doctor!

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This is from the latest Musical Theater Extravaganza on The Moon, featuring Steph Fagan, Tim Whitney and Nat Towsen.

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Moon On The Run: NEW YORK STORIES

Bryan Condon serenades the audience at The Knitting Factory with some real deal New York Stories as part of The Moon Show’s set on the first ever live taping of the podcast Your Life Is Now Better!

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